The fate of Chennai's Waterways

After yesterday's post about the Adyar estuary project, I decided to follow up on an article that had caught my attention a couple of weeks ago - the Cooum restoration project. A team of officials from the Singapore Cooperation Enterprise (SCE) had made a presentation to the government on the three phase implementation of the project, with the final master plan to be in place by February 2012.

While it sounded positive, I looked around for other opinions, and came across this article. While the focus of the article is on the displacement of the slum dwellers along the Cooum, I was also horrified by the fact that the elevated traffic 'corridors' are being planned along its banks. I had briefly read about the Chennai 'High Speed Circular Transportation Corridor' while looking for information on the East Coast Expressway, but hadn't grasped the fact that they were being planned along Chennai's waterways - the Adyar and the Cooum.

How is it even logical that they can, on one hand, try to restore the ecology of a river and on the other, build an expressway along its banks? And what saddened me more is that it is the very same Adyar Poonga Trust (now renamed 'Chennai Rivers Restoration Trust') that is implementing the elevated corridor project along the waterways. It makes me question their reason for restoring the rivers and the creek. No longer does it seem like an idea born out of desire to protect nature, but rather a desire to achieve a certain 'image' and enhanced real estate value.

And even so, I think they have got it wrong. Have they even imagined how a three tier, 6 lane expressway will look next to a river? I shudder to imagine it. And even from a traffic planning perspective, is it the right thing to do? I wonder. Will it really solve any issues, or is it just a grandiose gesture?

I've been blogging about Chennai for a month now, and though I've learnt a lot, I still feel extremely ignorant. Sometimes more knowledge only makes me feel more helpless and dispirited. Where is Chennai headed? Is there a long term goal, or are they only looking at quick fix solutions? Each step seem to be towards a polluted, car dominated city rather than a well connected pedestrian friendly one. Why can't we learn from the mistakes the west has made, rather than follow in their footsteps? What do you think? Leave a comment or email me at childofchennai@gmail.com

Traffic on Tuesdays - Send a Signal

I think it's about time someone explained to drivers in Chennai what their indicator lights are meant for. That there's absolutely no use in switching them on after you've turned. That the point is to indicate that you're going to turn. To give the vehicles behind you an idea of your intentions, so that they have the time to react accordingly.

I've lost count of the number of times a stationary car, parked on the side of the road has pulled out a few feet in front of me -without any warning. The concept of MSM (mirror, signal, maneuver) is completely unknown. To them it is just ... M (maneuver). Sometimes I wonder if ignorance is any excuse for lack of common sense. I mean, even if you had never heard of MSM, would you pull out into moving traffic without looking to see what was coming? While walking down the street, would you turn and cross it without stopping to look both ways? For some reason the people of Chennai seem to do exactly that!

It is basic common sense. Whether you're a motorist or a pedestrian, you need to be aware of the traffic around you, and ensure that they're aware of you and what you're going to do. In other words, you need to check your mirrors and signal - before you start moving, before you change lanes, before you make a turn, before you pull over to the side of the road - before you do anything at all.

Your mirrors, all 3 of them, are meant for you to see what's behind you. They're not meant to be kept closed or be used to style your hair. And last but not least, your hazard lights are meant to indicate that there is a problem - not that you're going straight at a junction.

I guess this advice doesn't really apply to most of you who read this post (at least I hope it doesn't ;) ). But I wish there was a way to get this message across to people who would benefit from it. I would love to print it out and hand it out to all the staff in my office, but unfortunately there is a language barrier, and I don't know enough Tamil to translate it. (oh alright - so I don't know any Tamil :p ). So, if any of you feel inspired enough to translate it for me, I would be very, very grateful. You could email it to me at childofchennai@gmail.com. And I'm hoping you'll spread the word. Forward it to your friends and coworkers, pin it up on your notice boards. Who knows, maybe it will get through to somebody.

Smart cards

This has been on my mind for a while, so I was impressed to see that the State is planning to introduce driving licenses and registration certificates (RC's) in a smart card format by next year. I think it is an important first step in enforcing traffic rules, as violations can be recorded immediately with an easy swipe of the card.

A computerized system with a proper database will ensure that offenders can be easily tracked, once their vehicle registration is matched to their home address. This takes the pressure off the police to chase down offenders immediately. Cameras can be used to capture the license plate numbers of people who jump red lights, violate rules or drive rashly. People with more than two serious violations should have their licenses suspended and be asked to re-take their driving test.

In fact, I wonder if everyone should be asked to re-take their driving test before they're issued the new smart card license. Of course, I'm sure the test needs some overhauling as well. :)

While all this sounds good in theory, there's a little nagging voice of despair in the back of my head that wonders if people will start to misuse the system. Will the cops get trigger happy with their cameras and book even innocent people in order to collect fines? Will people refuse to pay fines that are sent to their houses? Will people's attitudes once again get in the way of progress? What do you think? Please leave your comments or email me at childofchennai@gmail.com

Jaime Lerner

Today, I've found myself a new hero. Jaime Lerner - architect, urban planner, three times mayor of Curitiba, and governor of Paraná state, Brazil.

As Mayor, he came up with a number of creative solutions to Curitiba's problems, saving the city millions of dollars. He cleaned up the slums by offering bags of groceries in exchange for bags of trash. He cleaned up the nearby bay by offering fishermen payment for every pound of garbage they collected, thus giving them a source of income even in the non-fishing season. He hired 'municipal sheep' to keep the grass in the parks trimmed, instead of buying expensive mowing machines. And the wool from the sheep was used to fund children's programs.

His biggest achievement in Curitiba was probably the BRT or Bus Rapid Transit system. Using a hierarchy of 6 bus sizes that feed one another, (the largest Bi-articulated buses carry nearly 300 people), he achieved what a complete subway system would have done, at almost one hundredth the cost. The city also built attractive transit tubes, with handicapped access and ticket purchasing facilities to improve the speed of transit.

While for most cities the pace of change is measured in years, for Jaime Lerner it is measured in hours. He is known for transforming a gridlocked commercial artery in Curitiba into a spacious pedestrian mall over one long weekend! Apart from his time as mayor and governor, he has used his creativity and expertise to improve cities worldwide, and is a champion for the cause of sustainability.

So that puts him firmly on top of my list of heroes. He says that any city in the world can be transformed in 3 years. I wish we could invite him to Chennai. Don't miss his speech on TED talks, with the little sustainability song at the end :) (it might be worth having the English subtitles on as well).

I like....countdown signals

True, there's probably no traffic light in Chennai that looks as good as the one in this picture. They're usually a sorry, weather beaten bunch, whose lights don't always work. But that's a story for another time. On Wednesdays, I'm trying to remain positive.

So - on the days that they do work, I find I'm rather fond of these countdown signals. Except for those inevitable few who try to zoom past in the last few seconds, I think it does create some calm and order among most people. Motorists are no longer revving their engines and blaring their horns while waiting for the lights to turn green.

But my most favourite bit about them is the fact that some of them tell you to "RELAX" when the lights turn red. With all the maddening traffic around me, it somehow always makes me smile :) There's some typical Chennai wisdom for you.

Driving me crazy....

The traffic in Chennai is one thing that really gets my blood boiling. It's a topic that I could go on and on about. But as difficult as it may be, I'm going to try to restrict my rants about traffic to no more than once a week. And, instead of lamenting about the state of things, I've decided to put them in the form of driving 'tips'. Who knows, maybe someday they can all be compiled into a little book and made compulsory reading in schools ;) ... so feel free to let me know if you have anything to add.

Starting with the very basic concept of COURTESY. For ultimately that's what good driving boils down to. Every move you make on the road must be made with the comfort of your fellow road users in mind. Anything you do that causes them annoyance or stress, or causes them to have to suddenly brake or swerve - is nothing but rudeness on your part.

And what if you're on the receiving end of this rudeness? As tempting as it is to get annoyed and try to 'get even', I'm afraid the only right thing to do is to take a deep breath .... and let it go. (well okay, maybe you can swear a bit - under your breath). Because if you do anything else, like try to slow them down or cut them off or keep your hand pressed to the horn, that makes you the rude one. It's not worth it. You're better than that. Just let them go (..... jerks )

And remember - driving is not a race. The point of it is to arrive at your destination safely - not to overtake the vehicle in front of you, or accelerate wildly to avoid catching a red light. Stay calm. Enjoy the journey.

I hope I don't sound too preachy. I know it is quite likely that you already know all of this and don't really need me to tell you. If you're already a courteous driver, kudos to you. But maybe you know someone who should read this - your driver, your staff, your friend, your friend's driver....? Maybe you can help get the message out there. Circulate it among your staff, email it to your friends, translate it for the drivers - spread the word.

Next week - Horns and high beams.